Henry Sosa, Henry Sosa
Wears his socks high, like hose-a
Henry Sosa, Henry Sosa
Former Giant, now oppose ‘em
Danny Runzler, Danny Runzler
Throw balls in the zone, sir
Danny Runzler, Danny Runzler
No walks, hits or runs, sir
Brandon Belt, hometown boy
Baby Giraffe, just like a toy
Brandon Belt, hometown boy
Three run homer, brings such joy
Danny Runzler, Danny Runzler
That’s too many walks, sir
Danny Runzler, Danny Runzler
Early shower for you, sir
From the bullpen runs Mota
Amped up like on soda
For strike zone, need a decoder
Don’t be the goat-a
Altuve, Bourgeois,
Martinez, Paredes
Who are these young lads
Eating breakfasts of Wheaties
Tie score after four
Four to four, no team would score
Scheirholtz tried on a fly
Martinez shut the door
And on it went
And on and on
Players on bases
No runs could be conned
‘Till the Panda stepped up
With a runner on first
And smacked a two-run homer
It was way, way gone
The Giants limp home, tired and hurt
One day off to rest up, then back on the dirt
The Padres are mashing, need to stay alert
If they want playoff logos on more Giants shirts
